“Some of Mommy’s time belongs to Daddy. I think it’s Daddy’s time of night.”
“Everybody swallows his pride now and then on account of his job.”
“Heaven helps those that help themselves.”
“Aboard ship there’s a danger in having too much of anything for then one is bound to have too little of something else.”
"You can tell anything you want to know about a person just by the size of their heart."
“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”
"A good time is right, everything else is wrong."
“The best way to make a man talk is to make him feel comfortable.”
"You know how it is with a woman. When they like someone, right away she's gotta be a nuisance."
“A guy’s got to do something.”