“Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?”
“Every man has to build his own monument. You can’t do it for them. If you do, it becomes your monument, not theirs.”
"As long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves."
“We're always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest.”
“You may not believe in God but God believes in you.”
“Why should you take life seriously? What good does it do you?"
“Praying’s the best first rate medicine I know.”
“They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer.”
“You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire.”
“The mob don’t like their Gods to be human.”