“Modern marriage. Once it was ‘See somebody, get excited, get married’. Now it’s ‘Read a lot of books, fence with a lot of four syllable words and psychoanalyze each other until you can’t tell the difference between a petting party and a civil service exam.”
“Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.”
"We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change."
"Life, every now and then, behaves as though it had seen too many bad movies, when everything fits too well - the beginning, the middle, the end. Fade in, fade out."
“It’s never too late to develop character.”
“Yesterday, she couldn't sleep. Today, she won't eat. She's in love.”
“A man who can write something, or can teach someone to act, is worth much more than a man who only has money.”
“A man takes a pride in something he really cares for.”
“To make a hundred dollars into a hundred and ten dollars – this is work. To make a hundred million into a hundred and ten million – this is inevitable.”
“I searched for you in every man I met.”