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The 10 Worst Movie Quotes for a Job Interview

notjobSome people don't understand the importance of presentation in a job interview.  If you want to be certain NOT to get a job, come to the interview dressed how you feel that day.  Show up late, shake hands like your arm went numb, talk endlessly, chew gum, bring a friend, make fun of your last employer, and only ask questions about holidays and staff parties.  For added certaintly, mention one or two of these ten worst movie quotes for a job interview.

“There is a widespread feeling that just because a man has a large office
he must be an idiot.”
Double Indemnity (1944) – Edward Norton (Richard Gaines) 

“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Sgt. Bilko (1996) – Sergeant Ernest Bilko (Steve Martin)

“You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you. It's my job.”
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – Enrique (Matt Gallini) 

“So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.”
All About Eve (1950) – Margo Channing (Bette Davis)

"You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname."
Slackers (2002) - Ethan Dulles (Jason Schwartzman)

“I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?”
You, Me and Dupree (2006) – Randy Dupree (Owen Wilson) 

“I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.”
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) – Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) 

“Do you know who I used to be?”
The Producers (1968) – Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) 

“I enjoy reality as much as the next man.  It’s just that, in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.”
The Pink Panther (1963) – Sir Charles Lytton (David Niven) 

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

The Devil Wore Prada (2006) – Emily (Emily Blunt)

Check out: The Ten Smartest Movie Quotes for a Job Interview

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