Some people don't understand the importance of presentation in a job interview. If you want to be certain NOT to get a job, come to the interview dressed how you feel that day. Show up late, shake hands like your arm went numb, talk endlessly, chew gum, bring a friend, make fun of your last employer, and only ask questions about holidays and staff parties. For added certaintly, mention one or two of these ten worst movie quotes for a job interview.
“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Sgt. Bilko (1996) – Sergeant Ernest Bilko (Steve Martin)
“You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you. It's my job.”
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – Enrique (Matt Gallini)
All About Eve (1950) – Margo Channing (Bette Davis)
"You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname."
Slackers (2002) - Ethan Dulles (Jason Schwartzman)
“I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?”
You, Me and Dupree (2006) – Randy Dupree (Owen Wilson)
“I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It’s just that, in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.”
The Pink Panther (1963) – Sir Charles Lytton (David Niven)
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."