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TOP TEN: Funniest Movie Quotes of 2006

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2006 was not a banner year for comedy movies.  Although movie humor never reads as funny as it was spoken, there were still some lines that brought a good laugh.  Here are the top ten funniest quotes from last year’s movies.

1.   “Even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming.”
Basic Instinct 2 – Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone)

2.   "I'
m Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.”
      An Inconvenient Truth – Al Gore (himself)

3.   “Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.”
      RV – Bob Munro (Robin Williams) 

4.   “Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I
      piss excellence.”
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby – Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) 

5.   “It's amazing how he fell perfectly into the drawing on the floor.”
The Pink Panther – Inspector Clouseau (Steve Martin) 

6.       “Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.”
Beerfest – Barry Badrinath (Jay Chandrasekhar) 

7.   ”Terribly sorry to bother you, but, do you speak koala? Sprechen sie koala?”
The Wild – Nigel (Eddie Izzard) 

8.   “When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three.  When the
      middle one got in the way, God performed surgery.  Woman stood before God,
      with the middle breast in hand.  Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’,
      and God created man.”
A Prairie Home Companion – Dusty (Woody Harrelson) 

9.   “I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears
      to protect me from AIDS.”
Borat – Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) 

10.  “99% of everything done in the world, good or bad, is done to pay a mortgage.  
Perhaps the world would be a better place if everyone rented.”
Thank You for Smoking – Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart)


Check out the funniest movie quotes from other years:
2015, 2013, 2012