Just when you thought it was safe to go to work, the annual office Christmas party rolls around. Another year, another opportunity to socialize with people you hardly know, dance wildly to big hair 80’s music, and watch management behaving in ways they hope doesn’t end up on YouTube. To add a little color to your office Christmas party this year, here are the 14 best movie quotes to slip into your between-drink conversations.
“For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let's be co-people.”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) – Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)
“Real nice party, Hapsburg. I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.”
Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Lieutenant Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
“So, we meet at last, whoever you are.”
The Simpsons Movie (2007) – Homer Simpson (Dan Castellanetta)
“If I dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.”
Happy Gilmore (1996) – Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)
“It is not true that drink alters a man's character. It may reveal it more fully.”
Tom Jones (1963) – Narrator (Michael MacLiammoir)
“I love it when you talk like a beer commercial.”
All of Me (1984) – Terry Hoskins (Victoria Tennant)
“There is a widespread feeling that just because a man has a large office he must be an idiot.”
Double Indemnity (1944) – Edward Norton (Richard Gaines)
"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."
Mr. Deeds (2002) - Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler)
“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Sgt. Bilko (1996) – Sergeant Ernest Bilko (Steve Martin)
“We're not laughing at you. We're laughing near you.”
Dead Poet’s Society (1989) – John Keating (Robin Williams)
“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.”
The Wizard of Oz (1939) – Scarecrow (Ray Bolger)
“When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.”
The Deer Hunter (1978) – Julien Grinda (Pierre Segui)
“That which does not kill you only makes you…stranger.”
The Dark Knight (2008) – The Joker (Heath Ledger)
“High school is never over.”
The Jane Austin Book Club (2007) – Prudie Drummond (Emily Blunt)
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