"A delay is better than a disaster."
"You only have to forgive once. To resent, you have to do it all day."
"Life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer."
"Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time."
"I think back in the caveman days, our ancestors would huddle around the fire at night and the wolves would be howling in the dark, just beyond the light. And one person would start talking and he would tell a story so we wouldn't be so scared in the dark."
"To build may be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day."
"There are seven days in the week and someday isn't one of them."
"I have experience and patience. A man can do anything if he has those."
"Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear."
"Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come."