Religion

“Does Allah love your kids more than he does mine?”

“She believed in heaven, so she’s covered afterlife-wise.”

“Religion is not based on rational system of proofs. It survives because of human need.”

“Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.”

“Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!”

“The central message of Buddhism is not ‘every man for himself’.”

“There's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love.”

“I am a Muslim and a Hindu and a Christian and a Jew and so are all of you.”

“To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.”

“I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can't you choose someone else?”

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