“There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.”
“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier."
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."