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"An aquarium is a submarine for fish."
"I met the Dalai Lama once, and I happened to be cooking hot dogs at the time.  I said, "What do you want?"  And he said, "Make me one with everything."
"That guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit."
"I'm spiritual.  I'm an Aries with a penis rising."
"Make sure to tip your waitresses.  It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"Oh, I get it.  You're being aloof.  No that's fine, we need loofs."
"Did I step on your foot or was that your breasts?"
“Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.”
“You are so country, you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.”
“Her nose was so high, she’d drown in a rainstorm.”
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