"I think that there are two forces on Earth you never want to be fighting. One is Mother Nature.The other is love."
"I'm your mother. I know everything."
“Vanity and happiness are incompatible.”
“One does not applaud the tenor for clearing his throat.”
“We finally consummated this ancient lurking passion and all it did is put up a wall in our friendship.”
"If you're very lucky, you'll have many many friends and many many memories and you can think about them."
"Everybody dies….the thing is to have a life before we die."