Divorce American Style
"The only way to live in a marriage is to live out of it too."
"The only miracle in marriage is that two people find each other in the first place."
"Since when do men grow up? They just grow old."
"Communication isn't just talking, it's feeling the other person, it's making contact."
"Marriages don't break up, they unravel."
"The trouble with marriage today is no mystery really. It's very simple. Marriage is work and nobody wants to work."
"I always suggest that we should think of sex drive as we would of a fine violin. Play it regularly. As it were, and it stays in tune, responding to your slightest touch."
"You're talking about things again. When are you going to get it through your head, I don't need things. I need you."