"Affairs can't dissolve in a good way. There's always got to be poison."
"Sexy doesn't mean she has to look like a tramp. There's a middle ground, you know."
"Women today are better-hung than the men."
"It takes a true woman to understand that the purest form of love is of a man who denies himself to her."
"I feel the same way about getting laid as I do about going to college. I'm being pressured into it."
"Maybe it's just not meant to be enjoyable with a woman you love."