“Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?”
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come.”
“Sing it like you feel it.”
“Can I have your autograph, whoever you are?
“A famous writer once said "Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes."
“You never know why anybody does anything. I don’t know why I chose these socks this morning.”
“We finally consummated this ancient lurking passion and all it did is put up a wall in our friendship.”
“I have to be a real person and make my own moral choices, even when they do require real courage. Otherwise you’re like a robot or a lizard.”
“Neither time nor distance can break the bonds that we feel.”
“Imagine you having a date with someone who isn’t necessarily a felony.”