1983

“Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?”

“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come.”

“Sing it like you feel it.”

“Everybody wants results but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”

“I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.”

“A famous writer once said "Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes."

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