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The 11 Worst Movie Lines for Men on a First Date

dateOn a first date, both people are very aware of how things look, carefully attending to their appearance and words.  This is wise thinking; as we know, you never get a second chance to make a first impression.  Dropping a cool movie quote now and then can really put some shine on your unfolding reputation.  But frankly my dear, men have been known to lack judgment in these highly charged moments.  Here are the eleven worst movie quotes a man can mention when he is out on a first date. 

“We're willing to trade looks for a certain…morally casual attitude.”
Animal House (1978) – Boon Schoenstein (Peter Riegert)

“Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.”
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) – Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay)

“I'm about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date. But I think it's important that you know.  I like to wear women's clothes.”
Ed Wood (1994) – Ed Wood Jr. (Johnny Depp)

“Yeah, I called her up.  She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something.  I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”
Dumb and Dumber (1994) – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) – Cliff Stern (Woody Allen)

“I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.”
Wedding Crashers (2005) – Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn)

“You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone.”
Vanilla Sky (2001) – Brian Shelby (Jason Lee)

“I’m not looking for Ms. Right.  I’m looking for Ms. Right Now.”
Dead Again (1991) – Mike Church (Kenneth Branagh)

“Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.”
Arthur (1981) – Hobson (John Gielgud)

“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) – Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)

“I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
The Jerk (1979) – Navin Johnson (Steve Martin)


Check out: The Worst Movie Quotes for Women on a First Date

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